This is by far my favorite tweet ever.
tip for a happy life: don’t read youtube comments
#1) COLLEGE SOPHOMORE THAT BANGS U REAL GOOD IN HIS DORM ROOM AFTER A FRAT PARTY#2) MEATHEAD YOU MEET AT A SPORTING EVENT WHEN YOU’RE A LITTLE DRUNK AND TELL HIM HE PROBABLY COULDN’T BENCH PRESS YOU AND THEN DARE HIM TO PROVE IT WHEN HE SAYS HE COULD SO#3) YOUR MOMS NEW BOYFRIEND THAT YOU’RE INAPPROPRIATELY ATTRACTED TO (X)
When you hit refresh and your follower count goes up
part of me wants to be hella smart and get kickass grades and scholarships and part of me wants to fuck a lot of people for no reason and do drugs and skip school and part of me just wants to sleep and cut off the rest of the world and wallow away in my bed